Pottery With Attitude!

Get ready to be roasted, ridiculed, and rolled in glitter at our first-ever Mean Pottery Worker Night! Our staff will be in full sass-mode—think snarky comments, shady advice, and just enough disrespect to make it fun.

Paint a something, get insulted, and leave with a masterpiece and some emotional damage.

BYO thick skin. We’re not your therapist.

Warning: This is NOT your sweet little paint night.

You will be judged. Your color choices will be mocked. And yes, we’ll probably laugh at your flower mug.

If you can handle sass and sarcasm, come on in. If not, there’s always our Tuesday night class. Love you.